turt overboard!

fucking holy motherdamner, godfucking, shit swallowing bastard daddy! tonight after the ass splattering show we played with mouthbreather and the catalyst, kyle told us (confidentially) that he was very tired, but he still wanted to go out, have fun, and cuss. so we've been saying the worst words possible all night long. also, some dookie loving jerklady told us to "suck her wide, strange dick" and "fuck you, stop playing" while we were performing tonight, and it was a crushing blow to our collective selves-esteem. but we didn't let that shit get us down.
prior to that, we all jumped hard into the james river and swam halfway to a tropical paradise. but before we could get there, some athlete came and built a damn walmart on it and started praying for us. which sucked.
that's probably all that happened.